who loves to smoke
enjoys a joke
Alex Tague

Alex Tague

I have trouble turning my mind off. I sleep 4 to 6 hours a night. I count repeating patterns in the wallpaper. I keep track of how many times I see a typeface in one day. I always brush off my chair before I sit down. The left shoe goes on first. Every action comes back to the self; selfish is not a bad word. I have a lot of ties. If you wear a tie people will listen to you. I like hiding things so I can find them later. I can actually hide behind a pole. I like to climb trees and look under bushes. If I could get all my nutrients from a pill, I would stop eating. I talk to strangers. I take candy from children. I don’t like chocolate or icing. As a boy I organized my GI Joes by color. Sheets should be tucked in at the bottom. Butter should be left out on the counter. Brown is a neglected color. I like my coffee black and strong. I’m an equalist. Gender is performed not determined. I enjoy reading cyberpunk fiction. White shoes should be outlawed. I often wonder what happened to fanny packs, neon, and the all denim outfit. Corduroy is the greatest fabric in the world. Fall is the best season; it has the best wardrobe. I’ve never lost my keys or locked myself out of my car.